Hailee Pollard (in a then break-up letter to me 07.04.10)
don’t worry, folks, i got her back.
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.
I am QUITTING animation forever because I will never make anything as hilarious and cute as this.
Is it wrong to want to get married just to have moments like these?
Donald Glover talking about the comments he received during his campaign to be the next Spider-Man (x)“I was talking about it with Dan Eckman, who directed my Bonfire video. Can you imagine that trailer? That would be dope. Like it makes sense… a poor black kid in Queens. Like it just fits.”
He woulda been a great fuckin’ Spider-Man.
-the on purpose ugly “selfie”, which is stil, essentially, a selfie.
-personalized license plates
-untucked shirts at formal occasions
-pee stained toilet seats in public bathrooms
my book is available as eBooks!
Good price, quick read, heartfelt story. Boom.
Support a local artist. Support a fellow sister. Support writing!
“I stumbled around the party, bumping into lamps, tables, people, trying to figure out what went wrong with Suzy and me. Why it didn’t work. But it only made me dizzy from thinking in circles. So, I took a shot. I figured it had a lot to do with the fact that we could never tell each other we loved each other. How she constantly asked things of me, but never really gave. So, I took a shot. There was no tenderness to her. Only lust for body, lust for attention, lust for convenience. So, I took a shot. But I let her make me feel inadequate. Then I went to this party. Then I took a shot. Then another shot. Then another shot.”